George W. Bush

Eternal President & Best Cowboy EU George W. Bush is the 43rd and current President of the United States of America and Prime Minister of McDonalds, responsible for many atrocities such as obesity, the American version of Top Gear and even the sentient WMD known as Katie Price.

Growing up in Massacre, Texas, the young President-to-be spent most of his time campaigning for his favourite political candidates or building huge forts including real machine gun turrets and 12 foot high walls with his British half-cousin twice removed, Donald J. Trump.