Frankie's Crocs

Gifted to him by ancient an Brightonian deity known simply as 'Mother Fred', Frankie's crocs have been pimped out to the absolute max. It's rumored that if you reach 88 miles per hour in these bad boys you'll actually travel forward in time, it is possible to travel back by running -88 MPH, so don't worry.

Frankie's Crocs come in brown and brown only, this is so that (when standing on mud exclusively) bears cannot see his feet and thus render him terrifying and flee.

Frankie is the only person to have worn his crocs and survived, it is said in ancient Brightology that if anybody else attempts to wear them they will 'literally turn into a huge ball of fire and die to death'.