John Major (MBE) is the former front-man of the Brightles and current Vice-President of Daniel Brighton.

Major spent his early life as a fucking badass who frequently broke the law, however he changed his lifestyle when he fell off the top of a bus and had a vision of changing the world for the better by making music. Major formed the Brightles and achieved stardom but this wasn't for him so after marrying Margo OhNo (a Japanese contemporary politician) he decided to enter politics.

After serving in the Nazi Party for longer than he cares to admit, Major was kicked out for being unable to kill a fly that had landed on The Fuhrers foot and so he became dedicated to the party of President Trump.


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