~ Constable Sugar
Constable Alan Sugar is a former motivational speaker who has not spoken a word since Princess Diana's death. It is unknown why this tragedy affected him so much but it is thought that he was present during the accident that killed her.
After graduating City College with a JTEC in Jebukaneese, Sugar joined the SRTP (Southern Rail Thot Patrol) and is responsible for the imprisonment of almost 78,972 Thots.
John Major recognised Sugars abilities and convinced Donald Trump to take him on as the new Police Force of Daniel Brighton by using his 'dealer instinct'.
Presently, Sugar is rebuilding Sussex Police Station with the help of the Construction Men, the renovation is to include lasers that turn people into money, 62 helicopter pads and a new cupboard. The works are scheduled to finish in mid-December 2017.