After a successful campaign and the elimination of his singular opponent, Jeremy Corbyn, Trump is overwhelmed by not only the "extremely large crowd", but also by the epic size of his office and the responsibility that comes with it, responsibility being a word Donno Trumpkins has always thought was Russian.
Only now realising the seriousness of his role, he promises to build a mighty fence around the city to contain the millions of protesters demanding to know where Daniel Bright is. Approximately 50 seconds after Trump's disastrous inauguration he passes a bill making it against the law to remember Bright in the hopes that the public will forget and the riots will subside. However, Trump's former election opponent has contacted him with new information regarding the current whereabouts of Dannyboy56able.
- Frankie Mitchell as Donald Trump
- Billy Mitchell as Billy P. Journaliste
- Fred Seyd as DI Fuck
- Samuel Chapman as Agent Mack Leash
- Lisa Seyd and Ruby Seyd as Inauguration attendees